I am beyond the beyond to repost this discerning list composed on Twitter by Beth Watkins, Danny Bowes and Bastard Keith. After Beth found her copy of “Aamir Khan: The Genius,” this list was born.
- Bobby Deol: The Other One
- Esha Deol: The Other Other One
- Jackky Bhagnani: You Know What Just Forget It
- You Know What Just Forget It Vol 2: Harman Baweja
- Harman Baweja: When They’re All Out Of Hrithiks
- Abhishek Bachchan: Apparently Very Punctual
- Arjun Kapoor: The Serviceable
- Randhir & Other Assorted Lesser Kapoors: Buy 3 Get 4th Free
- Irrfan: The Unbothered
- Item Hits Of Miss India Runners-Up
- Actresses Sajid Khan Fooled Around With, Vol 1
- The Check Cleared: The Lives Of Guest Stars
- That One Guy’s Younger Brother, Vol 72
- Dharmendra Has A Mortgage, Vol 8
- Rajnikanth Pretends Not To Care That He’s Not The Star Of These P.O.S. Hindi Remakes
- The Comedians Of Bollywood: Reflections Of Brownface
- Rohit Shetty’s Most Inessential Comedies
- Govinda Forgot He Was In This One, Vol 172
Here’s my contribution: 10 Bollywood films featuring Shilpa Shetty and Anil Kapoor. Except this one’s real.
